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Pig And Pearl by Ebube Ezeadum.

I don’t deserve it; deep down, I know. It was in the last days of July when I met Mr. Kelvin in church. He was of average height, dark and had a deep bass voice. Based on the introduction our choirmaster gave, I realized that Mr. Kelvin was once a star instrumentalists and composer during his tenure some years back, even before I joined the choir. I was among the clique of very few people who didn’t know him — every other person showed great degrees of closeness either by hugging him or shaking his palms vigorously or by lauding a nickname he certainly found customary. “Thank you, everyone.” He shot his head up. Some quiet began to grow. “All glory be to God, for the grace and gift he had given me,” his palm kissed each other noisily before falling back to the table upon which they rested earlier.” “But I want to urge each one of us,” his index finger looked at everyone seated, “to do our voice training regularly and abstain from cold water, oily foods and anything that spoils the voice.” “Be eager to learn,” I could feel the energy and passion in his voice, “try new things, be deliberate in your practice and group rehearsals.” I stared at him, in his place I saw success in human flesh; I saw fulfilment, I was motivated by his talk. I wanted to take my musical development more seriously and become the best chorister in my parish — and beyond. Gabriel, a fellow tenor singer tapped me on the shoulder, “See as Sis Amaka is pressing phone. After, she’d say the younger ones are pressing phone in rehearsal.” I wasn’t interested in that talk at that moment, yet I didn’t want to be snobbish. I just gave an E’hen reply and returned my focus to where it was meant to be. Mr. Kelvin spoke for no longer than seven minutes because we still had rehearsals to do that day.  But it seemed like he spent about thirty minutes — and I didn’t want him to stop giving the musical pep talk. When I noticed that he was about to go, I took permission to go to the toilet but waited around the passage to the exit of the church building — I waited patiently for him. My peripheral vision captured my chest beating up and down, I realised that my breath was deeper than normal. I watched him. He was delayed more than usual by faces he found familiar along the way. But I was determined to see him, tete-a-tete. He was walking down to where I was. My heart rate increased with every closer step he took. “Goo-good evening sir,” I felt I greeted too softly, “Thank you f-for your talk this evening, sir,” “Oh… It was nothing bro.” he waved his right palm downward. Did he call me bro? I was ecstatic. “Just heed to my humble advice by putting them to practice and you’d be a better chorister.”  His smile was natural and his face brightly lit. I inhaled the deep manly perfume he wore; it was refreshing — the scent successful men wore. “Errmm… Sir, please I want to ask you a question, sir.” He turned to me sharply. “Go on sir.” He was too humble; how can he, a successful man in his late twenties most probably call a seventeen-year-old random teenager like me “sir”? “I want to learn how to play the keyboard as well.” I scratched the surface of my head, “I want to be as good as you are!” He blushed but quickly hid it. “I’m not good enough o… I still have a lot of practice and training before I can call myself an up and coming keyboardist.” “What?!” I exclaimed even without thinking. A man, in cream coloured cassock, was coming towards us — it was a Rev. Father Jude. “Good evening father.” we both chorused. “Evening, brothers in Christ,” he smiled, “how are you doing today?” “Fine, Father.” we chorused as he passed by. I was expecting to smell burned incense as father passed by but a fine lavender fragrance trailed behind him. “So you want to learn how to play the keyboard?” he queried after a brief silence of watching Father Jude’s gait. “Yes sir.” I know that you are a very busy man but all I need is access to a keyboard for practice. I know a cheap and fairly used Casio keyboard might be around 15 to 30k. But I have been able to save up to 7k, sir.” His walking ceased as we reached the main gate to the church. “And I have a keyboard I want to sell off oh…” he brushed his beard with his fingers, “a ‘toy’ keyboard like that.” “Please sir, sell it to me, I’d pay the 7k now and get you your balance later by instalment.” “Don’t worry, just give me your number.” We could hear a car horning repeatedly on the main road. Traffic was about to take shape. I had not memorized my new phone number and so, he gave me his number; I immediately dialled it so he could get my number. I looked up and I had a glimpse of a signboard that read: St. Dominic’s Catholic Church. I ran back to the choir rehearsal ground happily. I was more than excited. Some days later, on a Saturday, we met at an agreed place and at an agreed time. He gave me the keyboard; It was a five-octave keyboard. And that was no toy to me! I wanted to count out my 7k but he told me to keep the money. He said he was happy to see a fellow chorister so passionate about learning an instrument and so was willing to help me achieve that goal. I still couldn’t believe it was my reality — I got a real five-octave keyboard for free! When I got back home, I told mom.

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The Black Pearl Glows In The Royal Plague.

The royal wedding reaffirmed the enduring power of spectacle, myth, and symbolism in shaping consciousness, perceptions, and attitudes on a mass scale. ~ Chris Ngwodo Yesterday our screens were dominated or should I say inundated with the flamboyance of an Empire that is largely responsible for most of the conflicts that continue plaguing our world today. An Empire that broke away from the Catholic Church and confiscated its properties because of ego, greed, and avarice. An Empire with a dark and blood soiled history of slave trade and colonisation. An Empire that amalgamated two different cultures and called it Nigeria, but wants a divorce from its European brothers. An Empire created the largest open prison in history with the phrase “non-Jewish communities” in the infamous Balfour declaration to exclude the Arabs who constituted about 90% of the population in Palestine. An Empire that has deployed the Apartheid rule and other heinous mechanisms to brutally exterminate any opposition to its expansionist land grab and dominance in America, Australia, China, Cyprus, India, Ireland, South Africa and Yemen to mention just a few. The 58 Palestinians killed by Israeli snipers will soon be forgotten, their fate ironically but harshly buried in the nauseous opulence of the same ignoble Empire that created their problem in the first place. What a wicked world! And to date, its citizens are proud of these catalogue of atrocities not because they are all bad people but because the ruling elites have cleverly ensured that the abridged history of the Empire taught in schools can only make its subjects go “Wow, God bless the Queen!”. I remember how we gathered to watch the Royal Wedding of 1981 in my house back then. The fascinated looks on our faces remain vivid. What did we know then? Like the average Brit, we had only been taught the skewed version of the exploits and magnanimity of the Great British Empire in Social Studies, so it was always going to be an awesome experience to watch the glamorous ceremony that represents its tradition. Thirty-seven years later and here we are again. Another media frenzy, another effusive adulation of idle fox hunting monarchs who enjoy an unfair and humongous slice of the people’s wealth by virtue heritage. But this time I did not watch, I couldn’t be bothered. You will be surprised at the things I won’t be caught wasting time on. I rather had a lovely and well-deserved siesta as I slept late the previous night, and only got up to watch the F.A Cup final. But my Missus watched though, she was downstairs all day and was still glued to the screen long after the live event as Sky news repeatedly played the clip. She knows my opinion of the cultural relics that have arrogated so much power to themselves over the years so she only called my attention to the follow-up analysis of the preacher’s somewhat controversial sermon. Yes! That’s my man. My MVP on the day. He was the typical Episcopal preacher. Soulful, passionate, eloquent and highly animated. He also brought along the usual African American baggage and perhaps even some excess. The theme of his address, LOVE, was most fitting for the occasion. And boy did he nail it? Swaying and gesticulating from left to right he preached to the congregation but appeared focused on the couple. He barely noticed the other people in the room including a few gobsmacked royals as he referenced the traditional African American spiritual “There is a balm in Gilead” to drive home his point. For me, that was the high point of the entire ceremony. It was gratifying to know that someone had the balls to make them shifty, and he was black too. And when I tweeted the first paragraph of this reverie a loving friend who is probably the most caring person I know replied, “Just watch and be happy. The couple is not at fault”. Of course, I’m happy for them. They are two lovebirds, their deep love for each other is very obvious. Who wouldn’t be happy for two youngsters from totally different backgrounds starting a union with the world standing in awe and a new life ahead of them? Moreover both appear to be the non-conformists among the so-called Royals and there’s faint enthusiasm that they may bring that to bear in a positive manner. Never mind fellow conspiracy theorists that postulate an arranged marriage. The Empire plans well ahead of time they say, that is why it keeps reinventing itself. Brexit had long been envisaged and what better way to cajole the puppets of the old colonies than to follow up an elaborate Commonwealth Games with welcoming a black Duchess into Buckingham Palace? We shall see. But for now, let me remain a hopeful progressive. Let me savour the remarkable union and the attendant representation of diversity in today’s multicultural world. Let me be gratified that on a day for the so-called Royals two black pearls stole the show by glowing brightly in a Royal plague. Video credit: City Dreamer Youtube

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