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Culture Shock By Peace Habila.

My pre- NYSC preparation was top notch. I learnt all the tricks and tips from the old dogs in the neighbourhood. Somehow, I felt prepared for the journey into the unknown. To spice up things a bit, I learnt few Yoruba words to boost my survival instincts (as I journeyed through the lands). Well, those words didn’t arrive Ogun state with me. The night journey in the drama-filled luxurious bus got them exhausted. They evaporated like a thick fart close to an air conditioner. So, I had to start learning local words all over upon arrival . Life also forced me to expand my taste buds to accommodate the spiciness of Ofada rice. In fact, I had to adjust to the culture of my host community. I got a bit comfortable at some point that I could stroll into the markets without the services of my “ interpreter” friend. On one of those voyages, we ran into a group of nicely dressed folks. At first, I thought it was the usual shut -a -street -down- for- a- party venture. The driver of the taxi I was in stopped abruptly and pleaded with all of us to alight. He spoke in Yoruba; I didn’t understand most of what he said, but I heard and understood “ ejor, e ma binu”. His non- verbal cue complemented the “e ma binu” nicely. That made it easy to tolerate. The only available option was to walk down the road, which I did graciously. I have got long legs. Trekking wasn’t an issue. The dancing and drumming got my attention which unconsciously hastened my steps. Boom! My unsuspecting mind came face to face with pallbearers in the company of elegantly dressed men and women. The casket, which was in no way empty, rested on their shoulders and was forced to tilt to the left or right to conform to the rhythmic body movements of the pallbearers. I had never seen anything like that. My soul jumped out of my body in fear and rushed back in to complete the view. I found the sight troubling but I was held spellbound. Deep down, I knew I wasn’t mentally prepared for that. It was way off my list of expectations. Back home, corpses meant tears. The sight of an ambulance sent women and children away. The scene was so beautiful and disconcerting at the same time. In my culture, if a person dies, old or young, “proper” mourning is expected. Family members are expected to cry for days, the compound of the deceased is clouded with dirge and soaked in tears from wailers. At funerals, glamorous outfits do not make any sense. You dare not wear makeup! I just couldn’t marry the two cultures in my mind. I tried but failed at rationalizing their celebration of the dead. Well, that experience won my 2012 “shocker” award. When I finally made it to the Corper’s lodge, I found a willing ear that was patient to listen to my narration of horror. My narration got a shrug that meant what’s new about this? Na me mess up sha, I for no tell anyone. I got disappointed and decided to call home. My mum was shocked and couldn’t hide it. It felt strange to her as well. But hey, that’s their way of celebrating or mourning the dead. That’s their culture. It is what it is. This is the gist: we belong to different climes on a cline of exponential activity. We are uniquely different and true beauty is in understanding our differences. Peace Habila, a resident of Jos, Plateau state is passionate about creative writing. She wrote in via peacehaila2017@gmail.com

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Culture Shock by Roselyn Sho-Olajide.

Okon’s phone was not far from where I sat on the bed waiting for him to prepare the Spaghetti Bolognese – whatever that meant – that he just won’t stop boasting about how delicious it was going to be.   I caught a whiff of the aroma emanating from the kitchen and my famished stomach growled. I was in a haste to catch the first lectures which started at 8 A.M and didn’t eat before leaving the hostel. We had several lectures back to back since 8 A.M. A glance at the clock hanging on the wall showed that it was already 4 P.M.   It has been like that ever since we returned to school from the nine-month strike that was embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU). As if it was our fault that ASUU embarked on the strike and we were being punished.   Unlike me, Okon was from a privileged background. His parents were wealthy by Nigerian standards. His father was a banker while his mother a businesswoman who sold fabrics in Kano state, the second-largest city in Nigeria after Lagos, and the commercial nerve centre of Northern Nigeria.   Okon and his family moved to Kano about five years ago when his father was transferred from the Lagos branch to the Kano branch of one of the new generation banks he worked with. He had told me of how he would have attended one of the private universities, but his friends had convinced him that private universities were just ‘glorified secondary schools’ and he would only experience ‘real life’ if he attended any of the public universities in the country.   What they failed to mention were the incessant strikes that made one graduate long after their mates in the private universities had graduated. As it was, his younger sister who was in one of the private universities in another part of the country, and had started two years after him might graduate before him.   I was mulling over all these when the beep of a message pulled me out of my reverie. I caught the words of the message as they flashed on the screen before the screen went blank “Sweetheart, just got home and mum told me that you had left for school. I wouldn’t have come around if I knew you were not at home. I miss you badly. Stay safe. Love you”   My jaw dropped slightly, my eyes bulged and I felt as if I was kicked in the gut. I quickly picked my bag and left the apartment without a second glance. Fortunately, I saw a bike on the deserted road and gave the direction to my hostel room amidst tears. It was soothing when I got to the room and my roommate was not yet back. I curled up and there was no way I could stop the warm tears that coursed down my cheeks.   “How could Okon be this heartless? He said he loved me but still had another girl,” I just couldn’t wrap my head around all these.   The weather was colder than I had expected I used to hear people say Jos was the oversea of Nigeria because of the cold and I had thought the cold in Jos had prepared me for the kind of cold I was experiencing, but I realized that it wasn’t true.   I couldn’t really say how I got the job; my mind was so blank that all I could remember was that I would be paid US $11.5 (roughly over N4,000) per hour of which was the minimum wage of the county. I was looking forward to earning a six-hour pay today which I had calculated would be US $69 (more than N26,000) Imagine how much I should earn at the end of the month. Way higher than what my father was earning as a federal government worker in Nigeria.   I would earn that much Just for waiting tables, the same job that was seen as a job for the less privileged in Nigeria and there was nothing noble about it. Not so in the US as my colleague, Nancy’s dad was a District Attorney, but she waits table to pay her tuition.   I told her that her parents would be labeled as very wicked if they were in Nigeria for making Nancy, their only child, work to pay her tuition even when they could effortlessly afford it. “Happy Valentine’s Day!” Nancy hailed, grinning from ear to ear, as patrons walked into the bistro.   “Aha! That means a lot of work and a lot of tips today,” I said excitedly.   Several patrons came in, most of them dressed in red and white. The love in the air was palpable so much so that it made me homesick.   “Can you please take the order of that couple by the window?”   I turned to see two men sitting, I craned my neck to see whom Nancy referred to as a ‘couple’ but didn’t see any.   I went to take the orders from the two men who were apparently married as I caught the glittering golden wedding band on their fingers. I wondered why they decided to leave their wives at home and hang out together on Valentine’s Day   The one who was visibly the youngest of the pair, with a clean-shaven pate, said, “Hello, we would love to have Baked Potato Salad as appetizers, Enchiladas as the main course, and Chocolate Chip Cookies for dessert.”   “Okay,” I said with a smile plastered on my face while I took down their orders.   I turned around and was about to leave for the next table when he added, “Please get a glass of water for my husband”   I did a double-take, and a quick gasp escaped from my lips while the menu flew out of my hand and landed on the face of the person close

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