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For Jacob Zuma, it is a long overdue farewell.

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war ~ Donald Trump Any informed political observer should know that it was never going to end well for the most colourful and controversial South African President since the end of apartheid in 1994.  Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma can rightly be described as the proverbial cat with nine lives. Born into poverty in the KwaZulu-Natal region of the country, his father was a policeman while his mother was a domestic worker, the boy who had little formal education was to rise to the glorious pinnacle of South Africa’s intricate politics after several struggles. But of course like they say, every story that has a beginning will surely have an end. Trouble had been brewing for quite a long time with the once exiled leader waltzing through most of the obstacles like he would do in his favourite pastime of dancing. Having been dogged by several controversies including trials for rape and bribery all through his political life, Jacob Zuma must have thought all the strife had ended when he was sworn in as South Africa’s President in May 2009. Indeed so it seemed, he was allowed to settle in and had little problems in the early years of his administration. However, an indication of where his presidency was headed turned up in March 2012 when the Supreme Court of Appeal ruled that the Democratic Alliance (an opposition party) could challenge a previous court ruling that let him off some corruption charges. Another corruption scandal erupted in March 2014 when the Ombudsman stated that part of the $15 million refurbishments at Zuma’s luxurious residence was unlawful and ordered him to repay same. Buoyed by the likelihood of an electoral victory in the upcoming presidential polls, a stubborn Zuma was to ignore this order which ultimately proved to be his Achilles heel. If anyone thought that Zuma’s travails would cease when the ANC won a majority of votes in the May 2014 polls to ensure he will have another five-year tenure as South Africa’s Numero Uno the person had another think coming. That notion once again proved to be illusory two years later as the country’s highest court ruled that Zuma had trampled on the constitution by refusing to reimburse part of the tax-payers funds used to renovate his private home. He was subsequently ordered him to refund some of the money. The recalcitrant leader apologised in a national broadcast over the issue which he admitted had “caused a lot of frustration and confusion” and promised to abide by the ruling but still denied any wrongdoing. That public address appeared to trigger a roller coaster of woes for Zuma because less than a month on, another court ruled that prosecutors acted “irrationally” by dropping 18 charges of over 700 fraudulent payments brought against him in 2009. The decision was to be reviewed thus opening an avenue for the charges to be reinstated. That chapter was supposed to be the last straw that broke the camel’s back. But Zuma clung on. As his party lost further ground when the opposition took key cities in the municipal elections of 2016, some cabinet ministers called for his resignation in a rowdy meeting that was reportedly close to fisticuffs. Zuma then pulled the same old wool over their eyes by blaming the west for his travails. How often have we seen African leaders pull off that obsolete stunt? In the end attempts to remove him as president failed. The onslaught continued as the opposition parties mainly the Democratic Alliance and the fierce Julius Malema who leads the Economic Freedom Fighters continued to call on Zuma to step down. Indeed Zuma faced about three no-confidence votes in 2016 but still came through all. And in a calmer 2017 he narrowly escaped once more when another no-confidence vote was defeated by 198 to 177 votes in a secret vote that held in parliament. However, calls for his resignation from his party continued unabated and by October 2017 the country’s apex court upheld an April 2016 High Court ruling to reinstate corruption charges against Zuma. It was coming thick and fast, and in the run-up to December 2017 date to elect a new party president Ivor Chipkin, an Associate Professor at the Public Affairs Research Institute (PARI) and a leading public affairs analyst penned an op-ed for the New York Times in which he detailed the president’s corrupt romance with the notorious Gupta family and described his 9 year era as “a decade of leadership that has seen Africa’s oldest liberation movement become a caricature of corruption and factionalism”. It now appears that the election was the beginning of the end for Zuma as an equally radiant Cyril Ramaphosa defeated Dlamini-Zuma, the president’s ex-wife and preferred candidate, to become the ANC leader. Constitutionally, Zuma’s tenure should run till 2019, but given the crisis within the ruling party and of course Ramaphosa’s overt political ambition there was little hope of dousing the increasing tension. An unsavoury twilight loomed for the man who had become known as the “Teflon President”. Now the die is cast after the parliament postponed the state of the nation address, the ANC held a marathon meeting for about 13 hours and unanimously agreed that President Jacob Zuma should throw in the towel. A letter to this effect was personally delivered to him on February 13, 2017, by the party’s secretary general Ace Magashule who also held a press conference to announce same. Going by the tradition of African leaders as recently exemplified by the ‘Mugabe palace coup’ many expect that Zuma will cling on to his office given that his fifth wife had previously said that “it’s about to get ugly”, an indication that her husband is going nowhere. However, the shining examples of Nigeria’s Goodluck Jonathan and Ghana’s John Mahama must be nurtured to endure. A leader should accept defeat in good faith, be it external or internal. It, therefore, behooves prominent

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We need more statues by Mahmud Jega

I had restrained myself from writing on the Rochastatue outrage but this piece originally published by Daily Trust is an irresistible satire by the prolific Mahmud Jega..Read on. ———————————————————————————————————————————- In these times when Nigerian leaders at various levels are regularly accused of being bereft of earth-shaking ideas that could propel the country forward, the erection of a statue in Imo State in honour of South African President Jacob Zuma will be remembered for a long time as a most visionary deed. Governor Rochas Okorocha hit on this brilliant idea that could bring into Imo State giant South African companies much bigger than MTN, DSTV or Stanbic. The misguided riots and unnecessary furore generated by the statue shows that many Nigerians do not know the inspirational value of statues. They can inspire youths and can also propound a vision more effectively than any speech. I, therefore, recommend to Federal Government and all state governments in Nigeria to borrow a leaf from Owelle Rochas Okorocha and erect giant statues in their states in celebration of major causes, controversial events and even bloodthirsty personalities. For example, Rivers State should immediately erect an oil statue of Donald Trump in the centre of the Garden City. Governor Nyesom Wike appears to take his cue from Donald Trump in serial disruption of the status quo. He is a governor who dresses informally in T-shirts, appears unannounced at project sites, berates contractors and state officials in a husky voice, rushes to the home of a federal judge to shield him from arrest by DSS agents and is always firing broadside at Rotimi Amaechi, Dakuku Peterside, EFCC and INEC. He will get more inspiration from a Trump statue and hopefully will soon adopt a “Rivers First” philosophy of rule. Approaching Gusau from Zaria side, I always take due notice of a rusty billboard just after Yankara announcing, “Welcome to Zamfara State. Farming is our pride.” It is time to replace this billboard with a nickel statue of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. These days, after a court blocked Zamfara State Government accounts in twenty banks, the state’s economy closely resembles that of Venezuela with workers going without pay and pouring venom at rulers during prayer sessions. Governor Abdulaziz Yari is said to spend most of his time in the cabin of an aircraft and whenever he is not airborne, he is leading an NGF delegation to Aso Rock to urge the release of more Paris Club refunds. The youthful Governor of Kogi State, Yahaya Bello, should erect a steel statue of former Ivory Coast president Felix Houphouet-Boigny to replace the roundabout he demolished in central Lokoja. There is much restiveness among Kogi State workers, pensioners, lecturers and students of tertiary institutions, state lawmakers, opposition and ruling party politicians, not to mention supporters of Senator Dino Melaye due to cries of injustice. Houphouet-Boigny once said that he prefers injustice to disorder because he had never seen anyone who died from injustice but he knew many people who died from disorder. This philosophy of life will greatly assist Governor Yahaya Bello to put a lid on unrest and I urge him to erect this statue immediately. Osun State needs more than a statue of Houphouet-Boigny. Given that workers in the state currently receive what is called a “modulated salary,” that is, a percentage of their salary with no date for the payment of the balance, what is needed in the centre of Oshogbo is a cocoa statue of Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras. Just like Osun State, Greece went on a spending spree during the good times and freely spent Euros while the German Chancellor and her voters picked up the tab with a series of bail-outs. A statue of Tsipras in central Oshogbo is a reminder to Abuja that it must behave like Germany and rush in with more bail outs. I have been wondering why the Borno State Government and the Nigerian Army did not jointly erect, in the approach to Sambisa Forest, an IED statue of Thiruvenkadam Velupillai Prabhakaran, late leader of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Ealam, alias Tamil Tigers. Boko Haram Imam Abubakar al-Shekawi, who is thought to be holed up in Sambisa, will derive a lot of inspiration from that statue. Throughout human history many rebels had sworn to “fight to the last man” but Prabhakaran was one man who literally did so. Although the Tigers’ control over the Jaffna peninsula kept shrinking until it was down to a few acres, Prabhakaran fought on until his body was found among the very last Tiger fighters. From all indications that is Shekau’s intention too, so a statue that reminds him of military history will be of much help. Maybe the Plateau State Government should identify one of the state’s nice rolling hills and erect on it a tin statue of Pol Pot. Everyone was congratulating Plateau State on the return of peace there after many years of inter-communal bloodshed. Unlike former governor Jonah Jang who was widely accused of being a party to the crises, current Governor Simon Bako Lalong is a peace-loving and level-headed man. Yet, mindless blood-letting is threatening to break out again under his watch. A statue of the late Khmer Rouge leader under whose rule an estimated two million Cambodians died within a few years is a good reminder to those who kill without sparing women, children, the sick and the elderly. In nearby Taraba State, Chinese engineers are about to climb up the Mambilla Plateau to begin building a hydro-electric dam. I urge the Taraba State Government to ask them to tarry awhile and first erect twin cowhide statues of former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic and his military commander General Radtko Mladjic. They should add a goatskin statue of former Serbian President Slobodan Milosevic approvingly gazing in the background. These Serb leaders invented ethnic cleansing in the modern world, and their statues will be a source of inspiration to Mambilla tribal militiamen who recently carried out a Srebnica-like atrocity.

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